Welcome to my heart.
I am here to love you.
My love for you is Deep.
My love for you is direct, from my heart to yours.
Teenagers: My heart breaks for you as I remember the struggle between dependence and independence.
Artists: My heart explodes for you as I explode in my own art: comedy, spirituality, and music.
Parents: My heart has compassion on you as I parent my own children.
Couples and Spouses: My heart weeps openly for you as I journey through my own marriage.
Students: My heart vibrates with joyful creativity for you as I study comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and School, and as I remember the years I spent learning the art of doctoring.
Here I Am.
I have chosen to be honest.
I am here to speak plainly with you.
I am here to connect with you, deeply.
What is my alterior motive?
My alterior motive is to spend my life energy making sacred art-
comedy, teaching spirituality, and making music;
and connecting with you, deeply, from the innermost parts of my heart;
and yelling a Heroic Cry for Peace, Prior Unity, and Tolerance;
creating Heartfelt, Honest, no-BS, Vulnerable Connectedness, between us, and All.
Will you join me?